What a day!!!!!! I love it!!!

  Hey ya'll, Just wanted to tell you about my morning.  I just carried a calf from the barn to its momma, which I couldn't find at first. First I had to catch the durn thing, then I rolled under fences (tore my pants), got lit on fire by the electric fence, slipped and busted my face, stood on the hill yelling "whose calf is this" "Twin Momma", and there she came walking up with her other calf! Ah, I think I shall call it a day. Oh wait, I can't I live on a farm!